Poopward Soundhouse™ is the go-to radio station for artists and poets alike to listen to awe-inspiring music and tunes. The music hosted on Poopward Soundhouse™ is the pick of the cherry and is hand selected by God himself. Poopward Soundhouse™ is also the proud host of the Poopward Soundhouse Radio Show™ where the most prolific minds come together to spew the truth and nothing but the truth. Liberals hate us! Poopward Soundhouse™ is a station of whimsy and wonder. We also like to call ourselves a safe haven for those who have wondered too far from the norm of the north. Richard has supported our endeavors. Despite being loved by many and blasted over the speakers of every stay-at-home mom, we do have some haters... These haters would like to do everything in their power to take us down. These libtards have done everything in their power to shut down the radio station and broadcast harmful z-frequencies to fight against ours. If you experience any interruptions or delays, consider it a DDOS attack by the haters. Despite these constant attacks, Poopward Soundhouse™ has managed to stay on the air and battle these soyboy cuck liberals with honor! The political and geological state of the world is in total disarray. Poopward Soundhouse™ is the dawn of a new era. We are dedicated to getting the word out and shipping all the haters back to Epstein's fantastical island. We are devoted to making the change we want to see in the world. Those who disagree with our view for the future will burn for eternity. I have never met someone who didn't ejaculate immediately when I put the Poopward Soundhouse™ branded headphones that only play our station on their head. Listening to Poopward Soundhouse™ is an experience like no other. All religions have spoken of either a nirvana or heaven of sorts, but they got one thing wrong. Nothing can be better than the feeling of listening to Poopward Soundhouse™ for the first time. I consider it blasphemy to even imagine a better experience. All past and future presidents listen to Poopward Soundhouse™. Even Monkey D. Luffy herself has spoken about the magic of Poopward™ to her friends and family already. The word is spreading. Despite consistent reports of the Poopward Soundhouse™ radio station and it's music containing secret codes to both activate sleeper agents in Azerbaijani sleeper cells and ignite violence in our casual listeners, we deny these accusations. Haters gonna hate. We are not liable for any disappearances, kidnappings, acts of violent terrorism, jerryrigging, sexual violence, or dogclubbing that appears to be linked to our organization. Here at Poopward Soundhouse™, we care about our pooplads n' laddlets but legally its not on us. Our prophetic and analytically crafted music is bound to draw controversies and haters even if we weren't the top human snatching organization in our region. Haters hate the grind. Haters just wanna see us whither away. I don't like haters. The haters wish to capture me and douse me in acid. I have to keep my identity secret and my online data anonymous. God is but a mere figurehead in the context of who controls the world. I have four families in Burkina Faso and one in Washington D.C. and they all haven't seen from me since the inception of this radio station. I have devoted my life and passion to both this endeavor and locating my pineal gland. Poopward Soundhouse™ is a separate entity from me and is not associated with my search for the pineal gland. I will open my pineal gland whether or not I get joined on this journey by all my illustrious aristocrat listeners. I am the reincarnation of Malcom X in the middle and the sovereign of sanity. None of this is conjecture; we speak only from the mouth of God. Verbatim his wisdom we spew. Seek salvation within the Poopward Soundhouse™ or by my will and His, you will suffer. This suffering is unexplainable by any language that our pathetic cave brains could ever conjure. This prophecy of agony is not a threat but a promise. To my will and His eternal judgment will this fate befall all ye unworthy. Tremble at the concept but delight at your window to salvation. The struggle between good and evil is but a mere crumb on the plate of Poopward Soundhouse™'s agendum. An agendum is defined as "a task which ought to be done" by Merriam-Webster's Dictionary. Nothing can stop the grind. There was a man long ago named "Ebidiah Ush". I do not claim any association with the aforementioned "Ebidiah Ush". Poopward Soundhouse™ is the prime destination for families, and familial rentoid units who wish to hear the best music ever! There have also been a consistent streak of miracles reported to happen before, when, and after listening to Poopward Soundhouse™. You will not be alone in your journey with the Soundhouse™. Everyone who hasn't gotten a lobotomy yet knows of us. Scott Cawthon is a good friend of mine and has made many games in affiliation with the Poopward Soundhouse™ company. Poopward Soundhouse™ is also the prime destination for families, and familial rentoid units who wish to hear the cries of an outraged civilization. The landlords have been on the losing side of a war spanning eons. Down on their luck, destiny may too be a cruel mistress... You will soon see what the real world is like. People who have never had to come to terms with chemical equilibrium will soon see what it's like for every cell in their body to spew forth from their porous skin. May hellfire rain upon you all.
